“Fun To Grow On” presents the next book in its continuing series… Puppies: Best in Stew!
Hal Cheeley was the model Republican. He voted for people full of hate. He worshiped at the idol of Ronald Reagan. He even hired and distrusted immigrant labor.
On the morning after the 2012 presidential election, Hal wakes up in his 10 year old body to find himself somewhere in the future. His only answers come from his drugged-out, delusional, and damned 75 year old self. But the answers aren’t good enough.
Why is America in ruins? How did global climate change really come to pass? And why does his elder self have this disgusting taste for dog?
No e-reader? No problem!
“Fun To Grow On” presents
the very first book in the series… Cookies: Sluts of the Snack
When a cookie gets herpes, he decides to ask God for a cure. Can he find God in time?
Someone fed a chocolate chip cookie equal parts of blinding self-awareness, cranberry vodka, and shrooms and asked him to tell his story. Here it is, with all the pageantry you would expect from a cookie… which is probably a whole lot less than you would desire.
The critics have spoken! They
Fundinmental gives Cookies 5 Stars:
"Chocolate chip cookies are cookies with herpes.